Double Whopper

“You really need to take better care of yourself”

she said;

“I've been looking at cookbooks,

trying to make up a grocery list”

she said;

“I am hungry”

I said;

“Not now!

You know, chicken, asparagus, stuff like that”

she said;

“I was thinking more like a double whopper

with cheese”

I said;

“Why didn't you come out and tell me goodnight

after your shower?”

she asked;

“Because I knew

if I waited long enough,

you’d come in here and ask me that,

and I knew you’d start rubbing my chest

and we’d end up having great sex.

We go through this every time,

I just eliminated the middle step”

I said;

“You think so huh?”

she replied;

as she began rubbing my chest;

I still want that

double whopper

with cheese.

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