National Healthcare

attention my fellow Americans,

the government,

along with leaders

of the corporate

and business world,

are working in conjunction

on a long term plan

to solve the country’s

current health care crisis,

and the solution

we have come up with

is called;

death;

yes, that is correct,

it really isn’t such a bad plan

if you just take the time

to think about it,

you work while you’re young,

then when you get sick,

or too old to work,

or require expensive

medications to get by;

you die;

it works for the good of all,

it helps keep America strong,

and that’s what we all want isn’t it?

and just think of all the good

it will do for the younger generation,

it will mean a constantly growing job market,

and will save all those Medicare costs,

which will free up a large chunk of change

for national defense;

those cruise missiles aren’t cheap

you know;

and we all know that a good defense

is a strong offense,

and boy we sure do have

a lot of offensive plans

for the future,

now that we

have assumed the role

of world policemen (and women),

of course the growing military

commitments

will create many new jobs

for the young in and of itself,

so you see it’s all being handled,

nice neat and clean;

just like you

wanted it;

now if those of you 55 or older,

or who are currently taking more

than 3 prescription drugs

would report to your

local health department,

we’ll put this bold

and innovative new plan

into effect;

government officials and

the independently wealthy

need not report,

wouldn't be good for the economy,

bad for job creation and

all that other bullshit;

you understand of course.

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