Merrill Lynch

ticker tapes

ticking,

investments

dropping,

quiet whispers,

deadly serious,

panic,

downcast eyes,

the future

looking black;

god, please,

don’t tell us

we’ll have to actually

work again;

here’s the investment tip

of the week!

……… You ready?

Okay,

here it is;

psst! ………. 44 MAGNUM

(keep it to yourself);

AK 47s don’t look bad either;

I’d shy away from Uzis though,

(not enough penetrating power)

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