chinaski cheesteak and naked virgin ham sandwiches

I devour him

like a cheesteak,

with onions

and peppers,

then spit

him back out

like a giant

fur ball;

but it is always

something else,

something

different;

not entirely bad;

just

different;

last night

I dreamed

I was naked,

in bed

with a beautiful

young virgin;

nothing happened;

I think it is

a bad sign

when you are

laying naked

in bed,

in a dream

with a beautiful

young virgin

and nothing

happens;

although

at my age

I suppose

just being

naked in bed

with a beautiful

young virgin

can’t be

all bad;

I think

it was

the ham sandwich

I ate

just before

I fell

asleep;

ham sandwiches

will bring out

the naked young

virgins

every time.

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