I don't know how Stephen King does it

good news!

I can be a published poet;

and;

it’s only gonna cost

fifty bucks!

I always wanted

to be one of those;

just sign the dotted line;

I’m in;

oh,

don’t forget the check;

oh well,

it’s a small price to pay;

only in America,

isn't it wonderful?

memberships:

life?

personal or philosophical statements:

what? (I guess that says it all);

other writings:

yes!

current occupation:

being human?

whew!

it’s not easy

being published;

I don’t know how

Stephen King does it.

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