Pushbuttons

sports, sex and food,

those are about the only things in life

that have ever really interested me,

and I’ve only been good at two of those,

well okay,

I used to be good at two,

now I only do one well;

technology?

bores the shit out of me,

on top of that I really

don’t understand it,

yet somehow,

here I am,

a highly trained technician,

in a highly technical field,

pushing buttons,

watching red and green lights

go on and off,

thinking about the leftover steak

in the refrigerator,

and the secretary with the nice ass,

or how my daughter can improve

her basketball game;

sometimes I imagine life,

living in a stone cottage,

overlooking the ocean on the

western coast of Ireland,

writing whatever comes to mind

all day long,

then walking into the village at night,

to drink a few pints,

tell a few lies,

then stumbling home,

crawling in bed with a good woman,

big and soft,

who moves with passion,

moaning out of control,

and keeps the house clean;

excuse me,

I gotta push a button.

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