Game Show Hosts

sometimes I think

I am living life one frame at a time,

and I wonder,

how can I continue to be functional,

when I have ceased to function,

is this reality,

or just a full length feature film,

waiting to happen?

weekdays off are the best,

when the kids are away at school

or work,

leaving the door open

for my wife and I,

to violate all forms of

common decency and be;

very loud about it;

later on,

watching the price is right,

I wonder,

is Bob doing the new girl?

he must be in incredible shape,

she would kill most men half his age,

but then game show hosts

aren’t most men;

channel surfing,

I listen to Ken Starr, the independent counsel,

being described as either a savior,

or the anti-christ,

depending on who is doing the talking;

republican or democrat;

I flip back to the price is right;

game show hosts

are much more interesting.

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