Merrill Lynch

ticker tapes

ticking,

investments

dropping,

quiet whispers,

deadly serious

panic,

downcast eyes,

the future

looking black,

god, please

don’t tell us,

we’ll have to actually

work

again;

here’s the investment tip

of the week!

……… you ready?

okay;

here it is;

psst! ………. 44 MAGNUM!

(keep it to yourself)

AK 47s don’t look bad either,

I’d shy away from Uzis though,

(not enough penetrating power).

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