Tuesday, August 21, 2012

National Healthcare


Attention
my fellow Americans,
the government,
along with leaders
of the corporate
and business world,
are working in conjunction
on a long term plan
to solve the country’s
current health care crisis,
and the solution
we have come up with
is called;
death.
Yes, that is correct,
it really isn’t such a bad plan
if you just take the time
to think about it,
you work while you’re young,
then when you get sick
or too old to work,
or require expensive
medications to get by;
you die.

It works for the good of all,
it helps keep America strong,
and that’s what we all want isn’t it?
and just think of all the good
it will do for the younger generation,
it will mean a constantly growing job market
and will save all those Medicare costs,
which will free up a large chunk of change
for national defense;
those cruise missiles aren’t cheap
you know;
and we all know that a good defense
is a strong offense,
and boy we sure do have
a lot of offensive plans
for the future,
now that we
have assumed the role
of world policemen (and women),
of course the growing military
commitments
will create many new jobs
for the young in and of itself,
so you see it’s all being handled,
nice neat and clean;
just like you
wanted it.

Now if those of you 55 or older,
or who are currently taking more
than 3 prescription drugs
could just report to your local health department,
we’ll put this bold
and innovative new plan
into effect;
government officials and
the independently wealthy
need not report,
wouldn’t be good for the economy,
bad for job creation and all that other bullshit;
you understand of course.
.
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