Double Whopper

“you really need to take better care of yourself”

she said, “I’ve been looking at cookbooks,

trying to make up a grocery list,”

‘I am hungry” I said,

“not now! you know, chicken, asparagus,

stuff like that” she said,

“I was thinking more like a double whopper

with cheese” I said;

“why didn’t you come out and tell me goodnight

after your shower?” she asked,

“because I knew, if I waited long enough,

you’d come in here and ask me that,

and I knew you’d start rubbing my chest,

and we’d end up having great sex,

we go through this every time,

I just eliminated the middle step” I said,

“you think so huh?” she asked smiling,

as she began rubbing my chest;

I still want that

double whopper

with cheese

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