Game Show Hosts

sometimes I think I am living

life one frame at a time,

and I wonder how I can continue

to be functional,

when I have ceased to function,

is this reality?

or just a full length feature film

waiting to happen?

weekdays off are the best,

when the kids are away

at school or work,

leaving the door open

for my wife and I

to violate all forms of

common decency and be;

very loud about it;

later on,

watching the price is right,

I wonder if Bob is doing

the new girl,

he must be in incredible shape,

she would kill most men half his age,

but then game show hosts

aren't most men,

channel surfing,

I listen to the independent counsel

being described as either the pope or

satan incarnate,

depending on who is doing the talking,

republican or democrat,

I flip back to the price is right;

game show hosts

are much more interesting.

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