Pain in the Ass

My 4 year old grandson

is a little pain in the ass,

always looking for new ways

to get in trouble,

always wanting to do

exactly what you don’t want him to do.

He spent a week and a half with us

down at the shore,

the day his mom took him home

I bought him a Franklin doll

and a bag of candy,

he tore the hat off Franklin,

and when I tried to hug him goodbye

he hit me in the mouth with the bag of candy;

now it’s real peaceful and quiet;

I sure do miss that little pain in the ass.

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