Dogshit and Other Saturday Morning Rituals

In the morning we awake to

dog shit on the kitchen floor,

Cody our family dog is getting old,

he can no longer control his bowels,

this is not the first time,

“That dog has got to go!!” cries my wife;

I suppose she’ll want to get rid of me too

when I start shitting on the kitchen floor.

Upstairs my grandson

watches Saturday morning cartoons,

Hercules or some other super hero, I think,

when it is over he and I will go to McDonalds

for out ritual hotcakes and sausage,

he usually eats all the sausage and

about a quarter of the hotcakes,

I eat the rest.

I think that is my role in life now,

to finish eating what he cannot,

someday he will grow up and eat

everything on his plate;

I suppose I will starve to death then.

Elsewhere my 15 year old

comes bursting through the kitchen door,

fresh from spending the night

at her best friend’s house,

“Watch the dog shit!” I cry out,

“Ooooooh! Gross!” she replies,

then bounds up the stairs to her room

where she will sleep most of the day

after being up all night

talking to boys on the phone;

she thinks I don’t know about these things.

Meanwhile I get out the paper towels and lysol

to clean up Cody’s shit,

who looks at me with deeply apologetic eyes,

“It’s ok” I tell him;

“we’re all getting old.”

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